Disaster What if, on this twenty-first day of May, as I approach birthday number eighty, a comet the size of Rhode Island hits Rhode Island? What if the age of humans becomes a layer in the sedimentary record right above the age of dinosaurs and some future generation of cockroaches points to that grayish seam and correctly posits that it must have been a comet that wiped us out? What if it is only a tornado and it only hits my house and I am the only casualty? What if people notice the wreckage of my house and say "Now that was freaky"? What if my heart decides it has seen enough and my cardio-vascular system absconds to the coast? What if I am on the Commuter Rail headed to Boston for my poetry class when all four chambers of my heart go on strike and a hero-conductor defibrillates me on the floor on the no-noise car and I am revived and rushed to Mass General for a triple bypass? What if I stub my pinky toe on the corner of my desk? What if my broken toe complains whenever I try to walk? What if people see me limping in pain? What if people think I am old, maybe as old as eighty on my next birthday? (First published in Living our Blessings - 2025)