The Anti-Personnel Minefield of the Heart
A Blast mine is activated when the victim steps on it
resulting in maiming or mutilation of the victim
Do I think that dress makes you look fat?
A Fragmentation mine projects fragments across a
wide area maiming the victim and nearby personnel
This is my old roommate, John. He has asked me
to go to Las Vegas with him for a week.
Tripwires are used to trigger fragmentation mines
Here is the new vacuum cleaner I bought for your
A Bouncing Betty is a mine launched out of the ground
when tripped creating a more lethal spray of shrapnel
over a larger area
I knew you wouldn’t mind so I invited my whole
basketball team over for dinner.
A Claymore mine is directional which allows the
fragments to be sprayed in a limited arc toward the
My buds and I are going to the game Saturday
so you will be able to clean the house
(with your new vacuum cleaner).