Before the Mouse The city had that weather, sixties and seventies in the winter, hot as Helen Foster's hat in the summer, but that is why my parents decided to retire there in 1952 after living in Maine where my Coast Guard father had spent years on a small ship lurching through the North Atlantic searching out ice bergs and predicting storms in the days before weather satellites. Originally called Jernigan, named after a wealthy settler, located in Mosquito County; for some reason the county was renamed Orange County and the town renamed Orlando, either after the first name of a soldier killed in the Seminole Wars or after the character in Shakespeare's "As You Like It". It was a place to go through on your way south to Miami or west to Tampa - no one ever stayed, except to plant orange trees or mobile homes. The only industry in town was Martin-Marietta, builder of Titan II missiles, where I worked while going to college in the early sixties. My father found work as a cabinet maker; my mother decided to go back to work as a legal secretary whose boss was busy buying up land north of town near Kissimmee (rhymes with Miss Jimmy) where Mom worked in a trailer in the middle of a swamp, her desk next to an empty desk used by a stranger who often visited but whom she was not allowed to name, not even to her family. Eventually I found out about Roy Disney - I think you can guess his game. (First published in Florida Bards - 2026)